last night was awesome. i went to a soul party and did a bunch of drinking and dancing. when i went outside with my friend to smoke, someone had puked next to the bar so the staff tried to wash it away mostly just spreading it out along the side walk. i stood there for at least 20 minutes waiting for people to walk half way through before telling them “thats puke” and watching them play vomit hop scotch with the dry parts of the sidewalk. i am hilarious.